Then my Little Man managed to spill his entire cup of strawberry smoothie all over the carpet. The kids just stood there staring at it as if the smoothie was going to magically reverse itself back into the cup. As the cleanup was in progress, Little Man then spilled his sister's entire cup of smoothie all over the carpet as well. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! ARGH!!!
Cue quite a bit of yelling, anger, and mini mental breakdown!
Yes, I know in the grand scheme of things it's not really a big deal. There is no sense crying over spilt milk.
Well, sometimes I'm not very sensible...
I decided to withdraw myself from the kids before I completely became unglued; I sat at the computer, absolutely seething.
I came across this article about a dentist who pulled out all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth. It's been determined the story was a hoax, but the comments for the article were HILARIOUS! It was exactly what I needed to break my bad mood.
Here's some of the comments which I found funniest...
"He loves me..." Yank! "He loves me not!" Yank! "He loves me..." Yank! "He loves me not!" Yank (Dillon)
And the MOLAR of this story is... (Brad)
When she was done, she told him "You can bite me!" (BigDog)
The Tooth will set you free. (Rod)
Guess he bit off more than he could chew! (*******)
Fatal Extraction! (Jrd)
Many thanks to these unknown people who provided a much needed laugh to get me out of the funk I was in!